Your Inner Child Is An Idiot

Babies need sitting! And when I tell you these girls can sit: THEY CAN SIT.

 

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Albert Collins. T-Bone Walker. B.B. King. Muddy Waters. Elizabeth Shue.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_124_-_Adventures_in_Babysitting_1987.mp3
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Today, we look sack on Laballinth, a fanutsy film starring Jennifer Crotchelly and David Bulgey—sorry, Bowie.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_123_-_Labyrinth_1986.mp3
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Far be it from us to contradict a movie up front like this, but kids, tell Mom the babysitter’s dead.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_122_-_Dont_Tell_Mom_The_Babysitters_Dead_1991.mp3
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This week, we’re — what was that? — we’re looking back on — oh c’mon! — looking back on Capcom’s Mega—COME ON!!! I JUMPED!!!

 

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Gotta know that body to guard that body.

 

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Baseball. The crack of the bat. The smell of the mitt. The touch of the dust. The taste of the umpire. The aura of the ball. The disappointment of your father’s fetid corpse.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_119_-_Field_of_Dreams_1989.mp3
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Sandy Bullz stumbles upon the evil cyber terrorist group, The Praetorians. They want to:

1. Infiltrate the government’s secure files.

2. ?????

3. Profit.

 

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DJ told Damon that he’d fight for him, lie for him, walk the wire for him, and, naturally, die for him. But Damon insisted on maintaining social distancing.

 

This week, we look back on Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

 

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Exactly how sexy is a 1994 Rick Moranis? Join DJ and special guest host LT as they watch Little Giants and find out.

 

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Four children are magicked away to Level 6 in Super Mario Bros. 3 and are befriended by a Furry’s nightmare and Lion-Jesus, in order to kill a monarchical hygge fanatic.

 

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What does Mike Myers’s career trajectory have to do with Natalie Wood’s death? Surprisingly a lot! 

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Oh you want a catchphrase-laden synopsis of Wayne’s World? Shyeah right! As if!

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_113_-_Waynes_World_1992.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:08pm EDT

In this episode, we finally investigate the Pagan origins of Saturnalia and Ernest P. Worrell’s role in them. 

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Designing Women is a show about women who design. You can see this demonstrated because sometimes one of them is holding a book of fabric swatches.

 

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The Golden Girls is a show about finding new life, finding chosen families, starting new beginnings, bonding, friendship, and cheesecake. Also, Blanche is a slut.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_110_-_The_Golden_Girls.mp3
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Someone’s murdering the beautiful and suspiciously twenty-five year old looking students in a California High School! Who? What? Where? How?!

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_109_-_Scream_1996.mp3
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This week we watched Matrix Revolutions and have all our questions... ...well... I mean, I don’t want to say “answered” so much as “acknowledged.”

 

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:23pm EDT

It’s time to get Neo’s groove back… AGAIN!

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What’s clearest takeaway from a movie directed by two trans women with the most diverse cast of 1999? MAGA, apparently.

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:08pm EDT

Be prepared... for some hot lion-on-lion action. 

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_105-_The_Lion_King_1994.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 6:09pm EDT

Join us as we look back on the movie about a man who ran across the continent, met three presidents, started a shrimping business, fought in Vietnam, founded the city of Detroit, established Republican nomineees’ “Southern Strategy,” invented the cantilever, planned Hannibal’s crossing of the Alps, created the word “guesstimate,” set down the basic elements of falconry, and drew the newspaper comic strip “The Far Side” for a decade: Forrest Gump.

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_104-_Forrest_Gump_1994.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:39pm EDT

This week’s movie is set on an airplane transport that transfers prisoners.

 

The plane in the movie is dubbed “The Jailbird.”

 

“Jailbird” is slang for prisoners. It is a compound word made from “jail,” a synonym for prison, and “bird,” an animal many associate with flight.

 

The movie is titled “Con Air.”

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_103-_Con_Air_1997.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:58pm EDT

You ever play a Mario game? That.

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_102_-_Super_Mario_Bros_3.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:22pm EDT

Watch several traumatized children fight their parents’ will and run from a horrifically abusive private investigator so that they can synergize with the multinational corporation Nintendo Co., Ltd.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_101_-_The_Wizard_1989.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:09pm EDT

“What is life?" It’s a question that has stumped philosophers, clerics, scientists, and politicians for millennia. But it didn’t stump an 80s comedy about a kooky robot! Today, our live 100th episode: Short Circuit.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_100_-_Short_Circuit_1986_-_LIVE.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:53pm EDT

What if we made a Batman where EVERYONE’S The Joker?

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_99_-_Batman_Forever_1995.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:14pm EDT

Adam Sandler plays a stunted man-child whose kindness to his community doesn’t absolve him of disturbing fits of anger.

 

But this time, he’s a wedding singer.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_98_-_The_Wedding_Singer_1998.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:38pm EDT

Do you know golf balls live in golf holes? They do. But, counter to prevailing thought, golf balls are not, in fact, too good for their homes, as their homes are being decimated by man-made developments. Please give generously to the world wildlife fund to stop this habitat destruction.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_97_-_Happy_Gilmore_1996.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 7:29pm EDT

If there’s anything we learned in this love letter to both the American educational system and the techniques that the moneyed class use to insulate themselves from actual consequences, it’s this: O’DOYLE RULES.

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_96_-_Billy_Madison_1995.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:13pm EDT

Today, we discuss 10 Things I Hate About You, JoGoLev’s “nice guy” talk, Julia Stiles’s joyless dancing, and sex-god Larry Miller.


Thank you to our bad boy Patrons for singing to us on the bleachers, including: Jacob Grimm, Corey Cummings, Brandon Hardy, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghosts in the Burbs, Jonathon Day, Keaton Ellis, Toxoglossa, Dan McIntyre is the Worst, Amy Parman, Emily Bucago, Jason Lumpkin, Caroline Amberson, Jarrad Holbrook, Adam Reyna, Kathleen Campagna and Kristin Carter. 

Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_95_-_10_Things_I_Hate_About_You_1999.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:58pm EDT

Freddie Prinze, Jr. mom-smiles his way through a date with deformed crone Rachael Leigh Cook.


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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_94_-_Shes_All_That_1999.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:21pm EDT

Ssssssssssomebody stop me! ... No, seriously. This is our second Jim Carrey movie in a row. Dear god, somebody stop us.


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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_93_-_The_Mask_1994.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:55pm EDT

I don’t know if we’ve watched another movie that made us say, “Jesus...we were pretty terrible when we were tweens”. Out of our butts, of course.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_92_-_Ace_Ventura__Pet_Detective_1994.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:10pm EDT

What was the original Gremlins missing? The vocal stylings of Tony Randall!

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_91_-_Gremlins_2__The_New_Batch_1990.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Remember how the Grinch hates Christmas because he’s antisocial and The Whos are good-hearted people whose pure love of Christmas changes his heart? What if, instead, The Grinch hates Christmas because he‘s mercilessly bullied by the consumerist, wasteful, selfish Whos, and only changes his mind on a fluke?! Fah-hoo-dooray!

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_90_-_How_the_Grinch_Stole_Christmas_2000.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:54am EDT

Gaslighting Your Family: The Movie! 

 

Also... surprise! Robin Williams does a bunch of voices. 

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_89_-_Mrs._Doubtfire_1993.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:58pm EDT

We gather together / to ask The Lord’s blessing; / He chastens and hastens / His will to munch on some grindage.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_88_-_Son_in_Law_1993.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:40pm EDT

In The Witches, a cabal of magical women want to turn every child into a mouse, but there might also be a downside.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_87_-_The_Witches_1990.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:30pm EDT

The question is: did we love this movie or did we LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVV this movie?

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_86_-_The_Princess_Bride.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:36pm EDT

Today, we look back on Willow. It’s pretty much Lord of the Rings, except there’s a baby instead of a ring, Aragorn is an asshole, Gollum is Kevin Pollack, and women actually get something to do.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_85_-_Willow.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:27pm EDT

Gone in 60 Seconds, but with uglier cars.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_84_-_The_Fast_and_The_Furious.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:01pm EDT

A movie about Nicolas Cage stealing a car he’s dubbed, Eleanor, presumably after first lady and diplomat Eleanor Roosevelt.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_83_-_Gone_in_60_Seconds.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:18pm EDT

Classic tale: boy meets girl, boy follows girl to interdimensional fight tournament, boy meets some other girl, boy fights ice-shooting... ...Jesus Christ.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_82_-_Mortal_Kombat_1995.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:37pm EDT

Very little fighting. None of it on the streets. 

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_81_-_Street_Fighter_1994.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:51pm EDT

God? If there is a God... Can you stop controlling the weather and tracking our every minor transgression to help an American League team win, not even the World Series, but the Pennant?

 

Thank you to our heavenly Patrons for teaching us how to believe, including Jacob Grimm, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghost in the Burbs, Joshua Nicholson, Kristin Carter, Jonathon Day, Karen Curd, Jeremy Powlen, Adam R, Jarrad Holbrook and Kathleen Campagna.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_80_-_Angels_in_the_Outfield.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:55pm EDT

This week we look at the rags-to-riches story of the grandson of a millionaire inheriting an MLB club, then using his clout to force himself in as their coach. In short: relatable.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_79_-_Little_Big_League.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:36pm EDT

Ghost, Passenger 57, and Luigi team up to teach a small town the power of the color red.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_78_-_To_Wong_Foo_Thanks_for_Everything_Julie_Newmar.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:08pm EDT

This week we look back on the movie that sounds like a kids’ show and gives Damon an excuse to break out his flawless Australian accent.

 

Sorry... Hees flewlees Esstreeleen eccent.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_77_-_The_Adventures_of_Priscilla_Queen_of_the_Desert.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:22pm EDT

You ever wondered what it’s like to be a bug? ... What’s that? .... Oh, you already saw Antz? ... Well, this one has Phyllis Diller in it.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_76_-_A_Bugs_Life.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:36pm EDT

Real ants are ugly. With their multiple sets of eyes, alien-like mandibles, and a segmented body perched on spindly legs, they’re the stuff of nightmares. And yet, somehow, they have nothing on the ants of Antz.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_75_-_Antz.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:58pm EDT

Phenomenon is a classic Flowers for Algernon story: except the mouse is Kyra Sedgwick and the flowers are a brain tumor.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_74_-_Phenomenon.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:08am EDT

Voldemort vs. Vedder: whoever wins, we lose. In this episode we ponder the philosophical depths of Powder (1995). 

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_73_-_Powder.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:34pm EDT

This week, we look back on a movie that has the bravery to say, "F*ck it, let's blow up the Mir Space Station."

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_72_-_Armageddon.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:24pm EDT

Remember that meteor movie?!

 

No. The other one.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_71_-_Deep_Impact.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:58am EDT

Finally a movie that does what we all wish we could: push the most hated actor in a generation into a fiery cauldron of magma. SEE YOU IN HELL, TOM HANKS.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_70_-_Joe_Versus_The_Volcano.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:53pm EDT

Volcano (1997) features rough-hewn, weathered, craggy, stone-faced, stoic, hardened... ....siiiiigh...

 

You already got the joke, right? We're talking about Tommy Lee Jones.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_69_-_Volcano_1997.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:50am EDT

Have you ever watched a disaster movie and wished YOU were the intransigent grandmother in the boiling lake of acid? This week, Dante’s Peak!

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_68_-_Dantes_Peak.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:51pm EDT

"IT'S A STIMPEED!"

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_67_-_Jumanji.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 6:38pm EDT

What if Hot Topic was a movie? This week, The Nightmare Before Christmas! 

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_66_-_The_Nightmare_Before_Christmas.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:42am EDT

This holiday season, it’s important to remember the true meaning of Christmas: letting a man die of a spinal injury in the snow after you steal his clothes and transportation.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_65_-_The_Santa_Clause.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:38pm EDT

The closest thing to a Thanksgiving movie we could find was Addams Family Values, a movie about a Halloween-y family going to summer camp.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_64_-_Addams_Family_Values.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:42pm EDT

In 1988, Nintendo released a game that finally let you play as Mario, Luigi, Toa...

 

Look, let’s not play around here. You played as the Princess from 1-1 to 7-2. You can’t lie to us.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_63_-_Super_Mario_Bros_2.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:13pm EDT

Two servants stop a rapist cult leader scientist who is holding two innocent people hostage in a dank castle AND THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE BAD GUYS. This week: The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_62_-_The_Rocky_Horror_Picture_Show.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:58am EDT

A story of a pig who wanted to be a sheepdog and a man *chokes* a man who *sobs audibly*

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_61_-_Babe.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:28pm EDT

Join Damon and DJ as they explore the strange, shoulder pad-dominated world of the 80s. How very.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_60_-_Heathers.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:01pm EDT

Physically unappealing characters plod through a washed-out apocalyptic wasteland in The Land Before Time, the movie that you watched at numerous sleepovers at that one really religious friend's house.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_59_-_The_Land_Before_Time.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:52am EDT

Today, DJ and Damon bravely debate where exactly the Danger Zone lies. Modern day Iraq? The Fertile Crescent? Or (as one religion posits) Jackson County, Missouri?

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_58_-_Top_Gun.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:00pm EDT

You ever see Michael Madsen sleepwalk? You want to? This week: Free Willy!

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_57_-_Free_Willy.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:23am EDT

You can mock it, but this movie did a lot to raise awareness of facial removal surgery. This week: Face/Off!

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_56_-_Face_Off.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:41pm EDT

Y'know that feeling in a horror movie when she goes upstairs and you yell, "No! He's up there!!!"? Well, replace "goes upstairs" with "trusts white colonists" and replace "He's up there" with "He's going to kill you, enslave you and force your progeny onto reservations" and add a cute raccoon. Boom: Pocahontas!

 

Thank you to our Patrons, including Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghost in the Burbs, Amy Parman, Joshua Nicholson and Jonathan Day for supporting us. If you'd like to paint with all the colors of the wind with them, please support the podcast at https://patreon.com/yourinnerchildisanidiot

Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_55_-_Pocahontas.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:55am EDT

Sometimes -- and I think we all know this -- you just need a hotshot lawyer with a DUI who hates kids to turn your rag-tag peewee hockey team around. Damon and DJ watch The Mighty Ducks.

 

Thank you to our All-Star Patrons, including Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghost in the Burbs, Amy Parman, Joshua Nicholson and Jonathan Day for supporting us. If you'd like to get in flying-v formation with them, please support the podcast at https://patreon.com/yourinnerchildisanidiot

Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_54_-_The_Mighty_Ducks.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:51pm EDT

We tried to get DJ to participate in this conversation, but he just kept standing in the corner doing the Hundred Hand Slap and saying "Can't you do better than that?" over and over. It was really frustrating. 

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_53_-_Street_Fighter_II.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:07pm EDT

Teenagers with attitudes.  Interdimensional beings that were in the mood. Don't just stand there; let's get to it. Strike a pose there's nothing to it: morph.

 

Thank you to our locked and loaded Patrons, including Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghost in the Burbs, Amy Parman, Joshua Nicholson and Jonathan Day for supporting us. If you'd like to be radical Megazords like them, please support us at https://patreon.com/yourinnerchildisanidiot

 

Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_52_-_Mighty_Morphin_Power_Rangers.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:47am EDT

Any one could have said, "I've never seen that. I've never seen someone drive their garbage to the curb, then bang the hell out of it with a stick. I've never seen that," but only Tom Hanks could make "I've never seen that. I've never seen someone drive their garbage to the curb, then bang the hell out of it with a stick. I've never seen that" funny. This week, The 'Burbs.

 

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_51_-_The_Burbs.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:37pm EDT

In our 50th episode, we review Titanic with special guest Laura Taylor!

 

Fun fact: in the original cut, after Jack screams "I'm the king of the world!", there was a shot of King Neptune saying "Oh yeah?" while rubbing his hands together malevolently. 

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_50_-_Titanic.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 7:40pm EDT

This week, we look at a movie that, if the Internet is to be believed, is IMPOSSIBLE to enjoy due to its scientific inaccuracies: Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_49_-_Honey_I_Shrunk_the_Kids.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:06pm EDT

This week, we look at a movie that, if the Internet is to be believed, is IMPOSSIBLE to enjoy due to its scientific inaccuracies: Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.

 

Special thanks to our Patrons, including Dan M., Jonathon D., Joshua N., Amy P. and Ghost in the Burbs!

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_49_-_Honey_I_Shrunk_the_Kids.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:06pm EDT

Today, we look back on Home Improvement, the story of a strong wife and her sons living under the constant threat of electrocution, flooding and fire by living with a man drunk on his own machismo and the tutelage of an unseen mentor named Wilson.

 

Special thanks to our Patrons, including Dan M., Jonathon D., Joshua N., Amy P. and Ghost in the Burbs!

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_48_-_Home_Improvement.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:37am EDT

Ghost tells the story of two white, rich, young people whose love traverses the void betwixt this life and the next.

 

Or something.

 

Also the ghost solves a mystery.

 

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:50am EDT

Today, we look back on Sister Act 2, a movie that had one job: come up with a believable reason that Whoopi would have to hide her identity again. 

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_46_-_Sister_Act_2.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:47am EDT

Today, we look at Sister Act, a movie whose fun Catholicism made Damon question his atheism and whose FRIGGIN' CUT Harvey Keitel made DJ question his heterosexuality!

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_45_-_Sister_Act.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:02am EDT

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s an adaptation of Superman that doesn’t wallow in abject misery!
 
Damon & DJ review 1978's Superman, starring Christopher Reeve, Margot Kidder and Gene Hackman. 
 
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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_44_-_Superman.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:17am EDT

Damon and DJ review this new holiday classic and the bizarre human courting rituals displayed within. 

Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_43_-_Love_Actually.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:02pm EDT

Watch as a young boy fulfills every kid's dream to fly around in a silver clam-shaped spaceship and make pals with an annoying alien robot with the voice of Pee-Wee Herman. Damon and DJ review 1986's Flight of the Navigator. 

Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_42_-_Flight_of_the_Navigator.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:54am EDT

Join Damon and DJ as they review this classic tale of a half-man/half-crocodile who tears a trail of destruction through the Australian Outback and then moves on to devour New York City.  

 

Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski star in 1986's "Crocodile" Dundee.

Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_41_-_Crocodile_Dundee.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:14am EDT

We look back on the movie that had everyone saying "They're heeeeeere," which was really funny the first few times: Poltergeist.

Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_40_-_Poltergeist.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:11am EDT

This week, we look back on a movie about an alien hunting Special Ops soldiers for sport, of which, the most unrealistic aspect is an Austrian guy named "Dutch."

 

Damon and DJ review Predator, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. 

Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_39_-_Predator.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:07am EDT

If you ever needed another lesson on why chaining your little brother up in the basement is a bad idea, this movie is it. Damon and DJ review The Goonies. 

Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_38_-_The_Goonies.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:48pm EDT

Former future Mrs. JC Chasez and former future Mrs. Taylor Hanson look back on boy bands of the 90s.

Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_37_-_90s_Boy_Bands_1.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:11pm EDT

If you were waiting for a sexualized version of a child ghost, has 1995 got good news for you!

 

Damon and special guest host LT watch Casper. 

Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_36_-_Casper.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:54pm EDT

At its heart, The Sandlot is about a ragtag team of baseball fans squatting on a piece of prime multi-use real estate in their home town. Property values in the surrounding area would be negatively affected, ushering in the end of America's golden age.

 

THANKS A LOT KIDS. ENJOY YOUR GAME.

Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_35_-_The_Sandlot.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:30pm EDT

Damon and DJ watched the new Independence Day: Resurgence -- otherwise known as ID4:2:R. And they did it for you. For America. 

Direct download: YICIAI_One_More_Thing_on_Independence_Day.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:28pm EDT

Love America, but hate its landmarks? HAVE WE GOT THE MOVIE FOR YOU!

 

Damon and DJ review the 1996 classic Independence Day starring Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum, Bill Pullman and Randy Quaid. 

Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_34_-_Independence_Day.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:06am EDT

After what should have been a lengthy malpractice suit against the butcher that reset his broken arm, some kid instead makes it to the major leagues.

 

But for the Cubs, though. 

Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_33_-_Rookie_of_the_Year.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:00pm EDT

This week we find ourselves torn between who is the bigger villain: the socially conservative Republican Senator, or the manipulative son of a gay couple. It's a tough call. Robin Williams, Nathan Lane and Gene Hackman star in The Birdcage. 

Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_32_-_The_Birdcage.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 7:19pm EDT

We all remember The Warner Brothers (and The Warner Sister)!!! And Pinky and The Brain!!! And The ... Goodfeathers?

And the...uhhhh...Hip Hippos?!?

Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_31_-_Animaniacs.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:32pm EDT

Join our hosts as they revisit this coming-of-age tale and discuss their own voyages of self-discovery, DJ's history as a hitman and that period of time when Jamie Lee Curtis lived in a camper in front of Damon's house.

Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_30_-_My_Girl.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:01am EDT

In this mini-episode, Damon and DJ have more to say about Teen Wolf. Just like you were hoping. 

Direct download: YICIAI_One_More_Thing_on_Teen_Wolf.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:07am EDT

Wolves are known for being nocturnal pack hunters, fiercely territorial and metaphors for puberty.

 

In this episode we re-review 1985's Teen Wolf starring Michael J. Fox. 

Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_29_-_Teen_Wolf.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:19am EDT