Your Inner Child Is An Idiot

We're excited to announce we'll be doing a livestream podcast for each new episode of the upcoming series The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power! 

Starting Friday, September 2nd, 2022 at 8 PM Central (US). You can listen to us recap the latest episode and ramble about it at length. You can even pop in the chat with questions, comments or good-natured critiques! (Remember to be nice; we're very sensitive.) 

These livestreams will only be available to Patrons, so head over to https://patreon.com/yourinnerchildisanidiot and sign up to join us starting on September 2nd and following the release of each new Rings of Power episode!

Will the show be any good? Will Damon berate DJ until he finally agrees that The Silmarillion is the best posthumously published collection of mythopoeic stories ever written? Join us and find out! 

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Where the guys in the room? Women be time-traveling! Y’all know what I’m talking about!

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For the third time running, Ol’ Zelda goes and gets herself kidnapped by some evil wizard. Hero/simp Link decides he must save her and all of Hyrule. Again. Desperate, much?

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The Rock (1996)

Episode 166: Show Notes.

Hello everyone and thank you for joining us for another episode of Your Inner Child Is An Idiot podcast, a show diving into the nostalgic memories of pop culture from our childhoods. When you hear ‘The Rock’ most people will think of the wrestler, but we are not talking about that rock; we are talking about the 90s hit film about an escape from Alcatraz Prison. It starred Nicholas Cage as the no-holds-barred hero, the legend Sean Connery, and Ed Harris as the perplexing villain. In this episode, we don’t hold back and talk about the plot of the movie, why the love interest has no impact on the plot, the problems with Nicholas Cage’s character, what the best lines in the movie are, the role of female characters in the film, why some of the movie’s plot does not make sense, and why the car chase scene is good and bad at the same time. Tune in today for another hilarious episode as we unpack one of the cheesiest movies in history to find out if your inner child is an idiot, with your hosts, Damon Xanthopoulos and DJ Phillips!

Key Points From This Episode:

Introduction to today’s topic and discussion about Sausalito cookies.
We find out how Damon feels about the actor Ed Harris.
A breakdown and recap of the plot of the movie The Rock.
What people first think of when you mention Michael Bay.
A discussion about the confusing plot of the hero’s love interest.
We attempt to pin down the exact character traits of the hero, Stanley Goodspeed.
Why the pregnancy test in the movie is in a little glass vial.
The problem with Nicholas Cage’s character: too good, too soon.
What the roles of female characters are in typical Michael Bay movies.
A rundown of the cast and what other movies they have acted in.
We discuss Ed Harris’s character and why it is so cheesy.
Damon points out how rain does not work properly in the movie.
We unpack the plot twists regarding Ed Harris’s character.
The point where we lost our patience with the movie.
Why Damon cannot sympathize with Ed Harris’s character.
One of the craziest scenes in the movie: the car chase scene.
Find out some of the best lines in the movie.
Reasons why the ‘rocket man’ scene is so ridiculous.
We close the show by hearing Damon and DJ’s verdicts on the movie.

Tweetables:

“I usually think of Transformers. I think I didn't realize this was him. But this might be the platonic form of a Michael Bay movie. I'm not going to declare that, but I'm going to put that forward as a possibility.” — @yiciai DJPhillips [0:16:28]

“Yeah. He plays that James Bond-ish character very well and he does it with aplomb in this movie. But Nicolas Cage is so all over the place that I don't know what I'm supposed to think about him.” — @yiciai @damonxanth [0:27:20]

“It's not just like he changes over the course of the movie. It's literally from sentence to sentence. It's completely different. It makes me miss his characterization in Con Air, if that tells you anything.” — @yiciai DJPhillips [0:28:36]

“It's a really dumb plan and I feel aggrieved that the movie wants me to sympathize with Ed Harris, even though he's doing reprehensible things.” — @yiciai @damonxanth [0:46:24]

“This is a very stupid car chase. Please let the record show that I believe that. I really enjoyed this car chase. It was very dumb. But I don't know if I've ever seen a car chase that makes me think.” — @yiciai @damonxanth [0:49:54]

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The Rock (1996)

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A sociopath surrounded by expendable henchman holds the planet ransom, and there’s only one man who can stop him: a brazen sexual predator.

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A sequel to a movie about talking mutated turtles trained in the martial arts somehow loses the verisimilitude of the original.

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In the ‘40s, various studies were done to see if human women had the muscular structure, skeletal fortitude, and mental capacity to throw, catch, and hit baseballs.

This week, we review those studies.

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Hey, I’m participatin’ in our Constitutionally-protected adversarial judiciary system ovah he-ah!

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A “newsie” is a young exploited child who delivered newspapers.

A “newspaper” was a physical paper that had the days news printed on it.

The “news” was a collection of events that were agreed upon as fact by the vast majority of people.

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Richie Rich. He’s a child. He’s rich. It’s supposed to be charming.

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“He lost his hand. He lost his bride.

But along the way, he found…his heart.”

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We look back on a movie set in a tiny hamlet in western Pennsylvania. We look back on a movie set in a tiny hamlet in western Pennsylvania. We look back on a movie set in a tiny hamlet in western Pennsylvania. We look back on a movie set in a tiny hamlet in western Pennsylvania. We look back on a movie set in a tiny hamlet in western Pennsylvania. We look back on a movie set in a great town in western Pennsylvania.

 

I learned something by the end.

 

See?

 

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Merry Christmas. Where’s the Tylenol?

 

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On the menu: monkeys’ brains and a red herring.

 

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A woman (not Ellen Ripley) tries to stop an evil organization (not the Weyland-Yutani Corporation) from breeding an alien race (not xenomorphs) as a biological weapon.

 

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Sometimes when the He-Manning gets too He-Manly, you need a She-Ra.

 

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You probably haven’t thought of what damage Looney Tunes antics could do to a human spinal column until now.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_153_-_Death_Becomes_Her_1992.mp3
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Just some jacked-up twunks in BDSM gear and furry panties engaging in low impact wrestling…for kids!

 

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Remember that movie with the chipper songs, playful scenes and beautiful technicolor? This is its sequel, and it’s very not that.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_151_-_Return_to_Oz_1985.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EDT

I don’t know why / I chase you like I do. / 

Tell me, who / can destroy my house as much as you? 

So let’s take each other’s low fronts / and we’ll swirl into the final F5. / Mad about Twisters, baby. (hoo, hoo!).

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_150_-_Twister_1996.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

A show with a frank look at teenage life and a terrible read on Anne Frank.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_149_-_My_So-Called_Life.mp3
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Mum’s the word!

No, but seriously, rate and review us in your preferred podcast app.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_148_-_The_Mummy_1999.mp3
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The only way this could be more Southern is if it were cast with penguins.

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_147_-_Steel_Magnolias_1989.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:15pm EDT

Watch in wonder as James Spader nervously feeds a 5th Avenue bar to a space cow.

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_146_-_Stargate_1994.mp3
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In the finale of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, we finally get the weird slow-motion Hobbit bed frolicking we all deserve.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_145_-_The_Lord_of_the_Rings-_The_Return_of_the_King_2003.mp3
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The debate has raged for years: what are the two towers of the title? Is it Orthanc and Barad Dûr? Maybe Orthanc and Cirith Ungol? Perhaps Faramir’s base in Ithilien is in the running?

 

In this week’s episode we’ll finally...barely address it.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_144_-_The_Lord_of_the_Rings-_The_Two_Towers_2002.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EDT

A hobbit attempts to make a return without a receipt.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_143_-_Lord_of_the_Rings-_Fellowship_of_the_Ring_2001.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

We look back on 1977’s ‘The Hobbit’: the ur-stoner road movie.

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_142_-_The_Hobbit_1977.mp3
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Watch a six-year-old, torn from the only family he’s ever known, try to make his way back home. Along the way, he’ll be chased by an obsessed woman, forced to live in a barn, and sold into slavery at a cruelly-run circus. Oh! And Cookie Monster!

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_141_-_Follow_That_Bird_1985_1.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Spidey’s back, and this time...it’s uneven, with a lot of shoehorned plots and characters.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_140_-_Spider-Man_3_2007.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

This time Spider-Man fights a scientist who’s been driven mad, and is trying to rescue years of research through illegal activity and general terrorism. I know, I know! But THIS time, Spidey KNOWS the guy!

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_139_-_Spider-Man_2_2004_-_W_COMMERCIAL.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:52pm EDT

In this episode, we look back on Spider-Man. No, not that one. Not that one. Not that one. Not that one. Wait, go back one. Yeah, that one.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_138_-_Spider-Man_2002.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EDT

Romance! Dancing! Abortion!

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_137_-_Dirty_Dancing_1987.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Whites be whiting. 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_136_-_Garden_State_2004.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Watch Arnold struggle through the holidays to secure an action figure of...*checks notes*... “Tuer-bow-mahn.”

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_135_-_Jingle_All_the_Way_1996.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

It’s like ‘Speed’ in a building!

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_134_-_Die_Hard_1988.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Two guys break all metaphysical laws, overcome death, best Lucifer, and manipulate God Themself in order to win a regional Battle of the Bands.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_133_-_Bill_and_Teds_Bogus_Journey_1991_1.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Two teenagers save civilization by barely passing History.

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_132_-_Bill_and_Teds_Excellent_Adventure_1989.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:55pm EDT

London, 1895: attacks are on the rise. What kind of attacks? DRAC-ATTACKS.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_131_-_Bram_Stokers_Dracula_1992.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Waaaait...was she a great big fat person?

 

ShE wAS a biIiigG gIrRrL, yEeesSSss sssIiIrRrrr!

 

Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_130_-_The_Silence_of_the_Lambs_Rev2.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EDT

After Curious George dies from a banana-borne bacteria, The Man in the Yellow Hat turns his talents to busting up organized crime.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_129_-_Dick_Tracy_1990.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EDT

Part 2 of our IN-DEPTH HARD-HITTING coverage of Star Trek: The Next Generation with our friends from Into the Wormhole with Larissa & Lauren! Check out their amazing show here: 

https://intothewormhole.show/

Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode! 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_128_-_Star_Trek_The_Next_Generation_PART2.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EDT

“What is justice? Is it filing out the same harsh punishment no matter how minor the crime? Does fear truly create a free society? In the end, it makes you say, “Shut up, Wesley.”

 

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We had such a blast and so much to say that — much like the Enterprise saucer separating from its star drive section — we had to separate it into two parts. Part 2 is coming next week!

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_127_-_Star_Trek_The_Next_Generation_PART1.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EDT

If you read the Baby-Sitters Club books and thought they were great stories about girls who can’t seem to stand each other, look the other way on statutory rape, and have sick rhymes about the central nervous system, HAVE WE GOT AN ADAPTATION FOR YOU.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_126_-_The_Baby-Sitters_Club_Movie_1995.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EDT

Babies need sitting! And when I tell you these girls can sit: THEY CAN SIT.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_125_-_The_Baby-Sitters_Club_Books.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 7:14pm EDT

Albert Collins. T-Bone Walker. B.B. King. Muddy Waters. Elizabeth Shue.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_124_-_Adventures_in_Babysitting_1987.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Today, we look sack on Laballinth, a fanutsy film starring Jennifer Crotchelly and David Bulgey—sorry, Bowie.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_123_-_Labyrinth_1986.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Far be it from us to contradict a movie up front like this, but kids, tell Mom the babysitter’s dead.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_122_-_Dont_Tell_Mom_The_Babysitters_Dead_1991.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

This week, we’re — what was that? — we’re looking back on — oh c’mon! — looking back on Capcom’s Mega—COME ON!!! I JUMPED!!!

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_121_-_Mega_Man.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EDT

Gotta know that body to guard that body.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_120_-_The_Bodyguard_1992.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Baseball. The crack of the bat. The smell of the mitt. The touch of the dust. The taste of the umpire. The aura of the ball. The disappointment of your father’s fetid corpse.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_119_-_Field_of_Dreams_1989.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Sandy Bullz stumbles upon the evil cyber terrorist group, The Praetorians. They want to:

1. Infiltrate the government’s secure files.

2. ?????

3. Profit.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_118_-_The_Net_1995.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:36pm EDT

DJ told Damon that he’d fight for him, lie for him, walk the wire for him, and, naturally, die for him. But Damon insisted on maintaining social distancing.

 

This week, we look back on Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_117_-_Robin_Hood_-_Prince_of_Thieves_1991.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:35pm EDT

Exactly how sexy is a 1994 Rick Moranis? Join DJ and special guest host LT as they watch Little Giants and find out.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_116_-_Little_Giants_1994.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Four children are magicked away to Level 6 in Super Mario Bros. 3 and are befriended by a Furry’s nightmare and Lion-Jesus, in order to kill a monarchical hygge fanatic.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_115_-_The_Lion_the_Witch_and_the_Wardrobe.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:24pm EDT

What does Mike Myers’s career trajectory have to do with Natalie Wood’s death? Surprisingly a lot! 

Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_114_-_Waynes_World_2_1993.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:36pm EDT

Oh you want a catchphrase-laden synopsis of Wayne’s World? Shyeah right! As if!

 

Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_113_-_Waynes_World_1992.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:08pm EDT

In this episode, we finally investigate the Pagan origins of Saturnalia and Ernest P. Worrell’s role in them. 

Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_112_-_Ernest_Saves_Christmas_1988.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:30pm EDT

Designing Women is a show about women who design. You can see this demonstrated because sometimes one of them is holding a book of fabric swatches.

 

Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_111_-_Designing_Women.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:13pm EDT

The Golden Girls is a show about finding new life, finding chosen families, starting new beginnings, bonding, friendship, and cheesecake. Also, Blanche is a slut.

 

Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_110_-_The_Golden_Girls.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:39pm EDT

Someone’s murdering the beautiful and suspiciously twenty-five year old looking students in a California High School! Who? What? Where? How?!

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_109_-_Scream_1996.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:26pm EDT

This week we watched Matrix Revolutions and have all our questions... ...well... I mean, I don’t want to say “answered” so much as “acknowledged.”

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_108_-_The_Matrix__Revolutions_2003.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:23pm EDT

It’s time to get Neo’s groove back… AGAIN!

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_107_-_The_Matrix__Reloaded_2003.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:37pm EDT

What’s clearest takeaway from a movie directed by two trans women with the most diverse cast of 1999? MAGA, apparently.

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_106_-_The_Matrix_1999.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:08pm EDT

Be prepared... for some hot lion-on-lion action. 

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_105-_The_Lion_King_1994.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 6:09pm EDT

Join us as we look back on the movie about a man who ran across the continent, met three presidents, started a shrimping business, fought in Vietnam, founded the city of Detroit, established Republican nomineees’ “Southern Strategy,” invented the cantilever, planned Hannibal’s crossing of the Alps, created the word “guesstimate,” set down the basic elements of falconry, and drew the newspaper comic strip “The Far Side” for a decade: Forrest Gump.

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_104-_Forrest_Gump_1994.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:39pm EDT

This week’s movie is set on an airplane transport that transfers prisoners.

 

The plane in the movie is dubbed “The Jailbird.”

 

“Jailbird” is slang for prisoners. It is a compound word made from “jail,” a synonym for prison, and “bird,” an animal many associate with flight.

 

The movie is titled “Con Air.”

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_103-_Con_Air_1997.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:58pm EDT

You ever play a Mario game? That.

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_102_-_Super_Mario_Bros_3.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:22pm EDT

Watch several traumatized children fight their parents’ will and run from a horrifically abusive private investigator so that they can synergize with the multinational corporation Nintendo Co., Ltd.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_101_-_The_Wizard_1989.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:09pm EDT

“What is life?" It’s a question that has stumped philosophers, clerics, scientists, and politicians for millennia. But it didn’t stump an 80s comedy about a kooky robot! Today, our live 100th episode: Short Circuit.

 

Special thanks to Vince Romanelli, Kim Wheeler, Lauren Burdock, Tylor Loposser, Caleb Mundy, Joel Gage, Andy Ellison, Dave Racine, Amy Parman and Taylor Jones for helping us pull off this live show! 

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_100_-_Short_Circuit_1986_-_LIVE.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:53pm EDT

What if we made a Batman where EVERYONE’S The Joker?

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_99_-_Batman_Forever_1995.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:14pm EDT

Adam Sandler plays a stunted man-child whose kindness to his community doesn’t absolve him of disturbing fits of anger.

 

But this time, he’s a wedding singer.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_98_-_The_Wedding_Singer_1998.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:38pm EDT

Do you know golf balls live in golf holes? They do. But, counter to prevailing thought, golf balls are not, in fact, too good for their homes, as their homes are being decimated by man-made developments. Please give generously to the world wildlife fund to stop this habitat destruction.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_97_-_Happy_Gilmore_1996.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 7:29pm EDT

If there’s anything we learned in this love letter to both the American educational system and the techniques that the moneyed class use to insulate themselves from actual consequences, it’s this: O’DOYLE RULES.

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_96_-_Billy_Madison_1995.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:13pm EDT

Today, we discuss 10 Things I Hate About You, JoGoLev’s “nice guy” talk, Julia Stiles’s joyless dancing, and sex-god Larry Miller.


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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_95_-_10_Things_I_Hate_About_You_1999.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:58pm EDT

Freddie Prinze, Jr. mom-smiles his way through a date with deformed crone Rachael Leigh Cook.


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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_94_-_Shes_All_That_1999.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:21pm EDT

Ssssssssssomebody stop me! ... No, seriously. This is our second Jim Carrey movie in a row. Dear god, somebody stop us.


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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_93_-_The_Mask_1994.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:55pm EDT

I don’t know if we’ve watched another movie that made us say, “Jesus...we were pretty terrible when we were tweens”. Out of our butts, of course.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_92_-_Ace_Ventura__Pet_Detective_1994.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:10pm EDT

What was the original Gremlins missing? The vocal stylings of Tony Randall!

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_91_-_Gremlins_2__The_New_Batch_1990.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Remember how the Grinch hates Christmas because he’s antisocial and The Whos are good-hearted people whose pure love of Christmas changes his heart? What if, instead, The Grinch hates Christmas because he‘s mercilessly bullied by the consumerist, wasteful, selfish Whos, and only changes his mind on a fluke?! Fah-hoo-dooray!

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_90_-_How_the_Grinch_Stole_Christmas_2000.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:54am EDT

Gaslighting Your Family: The Movie! 

 

Also... surprise! Robin Williams does a bunch of voices. 

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_89_-_Mrs._Doubtfire_1993.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:58pm EDT

We gather together / to ask The Lord’s blessing; / He chastens and hastens / His will to munch on some grindage.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_88_-_Son_in_Law_1993.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:40pm EDT

In The Witches, a cabal of magical women want to turn every child into a mouse, but there might also be a downside.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_87_-_The_Witches_1990.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:30pm EDT

The question is: did we love this movie or did we LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVV this movie?

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_86_-_The_Princess_Bride.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:36pm EDT

Today, we look back on Willow. It’s pretty much Lord of the Rings, except there’s a baby instead of a ring, Aragorn is an asshole, Gollum is Kevin Pollack, and women actually get something to do.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_85_-_Willow.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:27pm EDT

Gone in 60 Seconds, but with uglier cars.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_84_-_The_Fast_and_The_Furious.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:01pm EDT

A movie about Nicolas Cage stealing a car he’s dubbed, Eleanor, presumably after first lady and diplomat Eleanor Roosevelt.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_83_-_Gone_in_60_Seconds.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:18pm EDT

Classic tale: boy meets girl, boy follows girl to interdimensional fight tournament, boy meets some other girl, boy fights ice-shooting... ...Jesus Christ.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_82_-_Mortal_Kombat_1995.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:37pm EDT

Very little fighting. None of it on the streets. 

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_81_-_Street_Fighter_1994.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:51pm EDT

God? If there is a God... Can you stop controlling the weather and tracking our every minor transgression to help an American League team win, not even the World Series, but the Pennant?

 

Thank you to our heavenly Patrons for teaching us how to believe, including Jacob Grimm, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghost in the Burbs, Joshua Nicholson, Kristin Carter, Jonathon Day, Karen Curd, Jeremy Powlen, Adam R, Jarrad Holbrook and Kathleen Campagna.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_80_-_Angels_in_the_Outfield.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:55pm EDT

This week we look at the rags-to-riches story of the grandson of a millionaire inheriting an MLB club, then using his clout to force himself in as their coach. In short: relatable.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_79_-_Little_Big_League.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:36pm EDT

Ghost, Passenger 57, and Luigi team up to teach a small town the power of the color red.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_78_-_To_Wong_Foo_Thanks_for_Everything_Julie_Newmar.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:08pm EDT

This week we look back on the movie that sounds like a kids’ show and gives Damon an excuse to break out his flawless Australian accent.

 

Sorry... Hees flewlees Esstreeleen eccent.

 

Thank you to our Patrons for being our flock wearing frocks on a rock, including Jacob Grimm, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghost in the Burbs, Joshua Nicholson, Kristin Carter, Jonathon Day, Karen Curd, Jeremy Powlen, Adam R and Kathleen Campagna.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_77_-_The_Adventures_of_Priscilla_Queen_of_the_Desert.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:22pm EDT

You ever wondered what it’s like to be a bug? ... What’s that? .... Oh, you already saw Antz? ... Well, this one has Phyllis Diller in it.

 

Thank you to our Patrons for thinking of the colony above themselves, including Jacob Grimm, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghost in the Burbs, Joshua Nicholson, Kristin Carter, Jonathon Day, Karen Curd, Jeremy Powlen, Adam R and Kathleen Campagna.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_76_-_A_Bugs_Life.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:36pm EDT

Real ants are ugly. With their multiple sets of eyes, alien-like mandibles, and a segmented body perched on spindly legs, they’re the stuff of nightmares. And yet, somehow, they have nothing on the ants of Antz.

 

Thank you to our Patrons for thinking of the colony above themselves, including Jacob Grimm, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghost in the Burbs, Joshua Nicholson, Kristin Carter, Jonathon Day, Karen Curd, Jeremy Powlen, Adam R and Kathleen Campagna.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_75_-_Antz.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:58pm EDT

Phenomenon is a classic Flowers for Algernon story: except the mouse is Kyra Sedgwick and the flowers are a brain tumor.

 

Thank you to our telekinetic Patrons, including Jacob Grimm, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghost in the Burbs, Joshua Nicholson, Kristin Carter, Jonathon Day, Karen Curd, Jeremy Powlen, Adam R and Kathleen Campagna.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_74_-_Phenomenon.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:08am EDT

Voldemort vs. Vedder: whoever wins, we lose. In this episode we ponder the philosophical depths of Powder (1995). 

 

Thank you to our telekinetic Patrons, including Jacob Grimm, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghost in the Burbs, Joshua Nicholson, Kristin Carter, Jonathon Day, Karen Curd, Jeremy Powlen, Adam R and Kathleen Campagna.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_73_-_Powder.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 5:34pm EDT

This week, we look back on a movie that has the bravery to say, "F*ck it, let's blow up the Mir Space Station."

 

Thank you to our meteoric Patrons, including Jacob Grimm, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghost in the Burbs, Joshua Nicholson, Kristin Carter, Jonathon Day, Karen Curd, Jeremy Powlen and Kathleen Campagna.

 

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Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_72_-_Armageddon.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:24pm EDT

Remember that meteor movie?!

 

No. The other one.

 

Thank you to our meteoric Patrons, including Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghost in the Burbs, Joshua Nicholson, Kristin Carter, Jonathon Day, Karen Curd, Jeremy Powlen and Kathleen Campagna. If you'd like to join them in the YICIAI bunker, please support the podcast at https://patreon.com/yourinnerchildisanidiot

Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_71_-_Deep_Impact.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:58am EDT

Finally a movie that does what we all wish we could: push the most hated actor in a generation into a fiery cauldron of magma. SEE YOU IN HELL, TOM HANKS.

 

Thank you to our self-sacrificing Patrons, including Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghost in the Burbs, Joshua Nicholson, Kristin Carter, Jonathon Day, Karen Curd, Jeremy Powlen and Kathleen Campagna. If you'd like to give yourself to the angry volcano gods like them, please support the podcast at https://patreon.com/yourinnerchildisanidiot

Direct download: YICIAI_Episode_70_-_Joe_Versus_The_Volcano.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:53pm EDT