In the finale of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, we finally get the weird slow-motion Hobbit bed frolicking we all deserve.

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The debate has raged for years: what are the two towers of the title? Is it Orthanc and Barad Dûr? Maybe Orthanc and Cirith Ungol? Perhaps Faramir’s base in Ithilien is in the running?

In this week’s episode we’ll finally...barely address it.

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Thank you to these Patrons for joining us in jewelry shopping: Tyler Richardson, Justin Shea, Dan McIntyre, Particle Man, Heather Tuggle, The Zesty, Karen Curd, Larissa Maestro, Lindsey Nell, T. Smith, Jeremy Powlen, Jonathon Day, The Supreme Ruler of This Podcast, Just Cuz, Kevin from Cleveland, Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Brandon Hardy, Hizoner the Mayor, Damon’s Australian Accent, Dramatically Placed Hot Dog, Jacob Grimm, Jirah Cox, Manstrocity, Vincent Jorgensen, Kathleen Campagna, Toxoglossa, Dan McIntyre is the Worst, Amy Parman, Emily Bucago, Caroline Amberson, Jarrad Holbrook, Kristin Carter, Joshua Nicholson, My Neighbour Burrito, Jason X and Emeka Obika.