This week, we look back at a time when Hollywood used to make original movies, rather than remaking or sequelizing everything under the sun! Get this: a Christmas-hating, greedy misanthrope is haunted by three ghosts until he learns to love humankind again! Crazy, right? Hollywood, take note!

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From the get-go, this movie stumbles by naming the movie “Tommy Boy” when the titular character is clearly a post-pubescent man. Can it right the ship? Listen to find out.

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Women be shopping! Also, women be matchmaking for their friends! Women be helping their community! And women be committing step-incest!

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Come for the review of The Crow. Stay for our retroactive apologies to Hocus Pocus, The Craft and A Christmas Story.

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History thinks of the Salem Witch Trials as an example of religiosity gone awry and a community punishing independent-thinking women for things they couldn't control. With 'Hocus Pocus,' Disney demonstrates they think it was totes legit.

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Indiana Jones stops Nazis from taking over the world, finds arguably the most famous artifact in Christendom, and singlehandedly defeats the artillery of Hatay all for approval of his Dad. Grow up.

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“…and the Temple of Orientalism” didn’t test as well in focus groups.

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“What’s in the booooooox?” The power of G-d.

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All the great questions of cinema have been answered, except one. Who’s afraid of Virginia Woolf? Easy: Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. What ever happened to Baby Jane? She went to the beach and killed her sister. Who’s Harry Crumb? He’s played by John Candy, you idiot. But as for who framed Roger Rabbit? We find out this week.

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We're excited to announce we'll be doing a livestream podcast for each new episode of the upcoming series The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power! 

Starting Friday, September 2nd, 2022 at 8 PM Central (US). You can listen to us recap the latest episode and ramble about it at length. You can even pop in the chat with questions, comments or good-natured critiques! (Remember to be nice; we're very sensitive.) 

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Will the show be any good? Will Damon berate DJ until he finally agrees that The Silmarillion is the best posthumously published collection of mythopoeic stories ever written? Join us and find out! 

Where the guys in the room? Women be time-traveling! Y’all know what I’m talking about!

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For the third time running, Ol’ Zelda goes and gets herself kidnapped by some evil wizard. Hero/simp Link decides he must save her and all of Hyrule. Again. Desperate, much?

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The Rock (1996)

Episode 166: Show Notes.

Hello everyone and thank you for joining us for another episode of Your Inner Child Is An Idiot podcast, a show diving into the nostalgic memories of pop culture from our childhoods. When you hear ‘The Rock’ most people will think of the wrestler, but we are not talking about that rock; we are talking about the 90s hit film about an escape from Alcatraz Prison. It starred Nicholas Cage as the no-holds-barred hero, the legend Sean Connery, and Ed Harris as the perplexing villain. In this episode, we don’t hold back and talk about the plot of the movie, why the love interest has no impact on the plot, the problems with Nicholas Cage’s character, what the best lines in the movie are, the role of female characters in the film, why some of the movie’s plot does not make sense, and why the car chase scene is good and bad at the same time. Tune in today for another hilarious episode as we unpack one of the cheesiest movies in history to find out if your inner child is an idiot, with your hosts, Damon Xanthopoulos and DJ Phillips!

Key Points From This Episode:

Introduction to today’s topic and discussion about Sausalito cookies.
We find out how Damon feels about the actor Ed Harris.
A breakdown and recap of the plot of the movie The Rock.
What people first think of when you mention Michael Bay.
A discussion about the confusing plot of the hero’s love interest.
We attempt to pin down the exact character traits of the hero, Stanley Goodspeed.
Why the pregnancy test in the movie is in a little glass vial.
The problem with Nicholas Cage’s character: too good, too soon.
What the roles of female characters are in typical Michael Bay movies.
A rundown of the cast and what other movies they have acted in.
We discuss Ed Harris’s character and why it is so cheesy.
Damon points out how rain does not work properly in the movie.
We unpack the plot twists regarding Ed Harris’s character.
The point where we lost our patience with the movie.
Why Damon cannot sympathize with Ed Harris’s character.
One of the craziest scenes in the movie: the car chase scene.
Find out some of the best lines in the movie.
Reasons why the ‘rocket man’ scene is so ridiculous.
We close the show by hearing Damon and DJ’s verdicts on the movie.

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“I usually think of Transformers. I think I didn't realize this was him. But this might be the platonic form of a Michael Bay movie. I'm not going to declare that, but I'm going to put that forward as a possibility.” — @yiciai DJPhillips [0:16:28]

“Yeah. He plays that James Bond-ish character very well and he does it with aplomb in this movie. But Nicolas Cage is so all over the place that I don't know what I'm supposed to think about him.” — @yiciai @damonxanth [0:27:20]

“It's not just like he changes over the course of the movie. It's literally from sentence to sentence. It's completely different. It makes me miss his characterization in Con Air, if that tells you anything.” — @yiciai DJPhillips [0:28:36]

“It's a really dumb plan and I feel aggrieved that the movie wants me to sympathize with Ed Harris, even though he's doing reprehensible things.” — @yiciai @damonxanth [0:46:24]

“This is a very stupid car chase. Please let the record show that I believe that. I really enjoyed this car chase. It was very dumb. But I don't know if I've ever seen a car chase that makes me think.” — @yiciai @damonxanth [0:49:54]

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The Rock (1996)

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A sociopath surrounded by expendable henchman holds the planet ransom, and there’s only one man who can stop him: a brazen sexual predator.

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A sequel to a movie about talking mutated turtles trained in the martial arts somehow loses the verisimilitude of the original.

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In the ‘40s, various studies were done to see if human women had the muscular structure, skeletal fortitude, and mental capacity to throw, catch, and hit baseballs.

This week, we review those studies.

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Thank you to our Patrons for putting dirt in our skirts: Damon's Australian Accent, Particle Man, Dan McIntyre, The Hands of Fate, Jonathon Day, Jackson Has An Unhealthy Obsession With Damon, The Elusive Fan Gromkin, Shit on the Cartouche!, Josh Frigo, Dramatically Placed Hot Dog, Travis Vance, Hizoner the Mayor, Beth Surmont, David Mort, The Supreme Ruler of This Podcast, Just Cuz, Scalfasaurus, Dr. Malcolm's Heaving Bosom, Captain Jean-Luc Picard, T. Smith, Karen Curd, Lindsey Nell, The Zesty, Jeremy Powlen, Larissa Maestro, Heather Tuggle, M Moran, Jessica Hurtado, Jirah Cox, Manstrocity, Vincent Jorgensen, Kathleen Campagna, Toxoglossa, Dan McIntyre is the Worst, Amy Parman, Emily Bucago, Caroline Amberson, Jarrad Holbrook, Kristin Carter, Little Flick, Emeka Obika, Jason X, GoodCause and Justin Shea.

Hey, I’m participatin’ in our Constitutionally-protected adversarial judiciary system ovah he-ah!

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Thank you to our Patrons for voir dire-ing our witness: Particle Man, Dan McIntyre, The Hands of Fate, Jonathon Day, Jackson Has An Unhealthy Obsession With Damon, The Elusive Fan Gromkin, Shit on the Cartouche!, Josh Frigo, Dramatically Placed Hot Dog, Travis Vance, Hizoner the Mayor, Beth Surmont, David Mort, The Supreme Ruler of This Podcast, Just Cuz, Scalfasaurus, Dr. Malcolm's Heaving Bosom, Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Damon’s Australian Accent, T. Smith, Karen Curd, Lindsey Nell, The Zesty, Jeremy Powlen, Larissa Maestro, Heather Tuggle, M Moran, Jessica Hurtado, Jirah Cox, Manstrocity, Vincent Jorgensen, Kathleen Campagna, Toxoglossa, Dan McIntyre is the Worst, Amy Parman, Emily Bucago, Caroline Amberson, Jarrad Holbrook, Kristin Carter, Little Flick, Emeka Obika, Joshua Nicholson, Jason X, GoodCause and Justin Shea.

A “newsie” is a young exploited child who delivered newspapers.

A “newspaper” was a physical paper that had the days news printed on it.

The “news” was a collection of events that were agreed upon as fact by the vast majority of people.

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Richie Rich. He’s a child. He’s rich. It’s supposed to be charming.

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Thank you to our Patrons for helping us become Marxist billionaires: The Hands of Fate, Dan McIntyre, Jonathon Day, Jackson Has An Unhealthy Obsession With Damon, The Elusive Fan Gromkin, Shit on the Cartouche!, Kevin from Cleveland, Josh Frigo, Dramatically Placed Hot Dog, Travis Vance, Hizoner the Mayor, Beth Surmont, David Mort, The Supreme Ruler of This Podcast, Just Cuz, Scalfasaurus, Dr. Malcolm's Heaving Bosom, Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Damon’s Australian Accent, T. Smith, Karen Curd, Lindsey Nell, The Zesty, Jeremy Powlen, Larissa Maestro, Heather Tuggle, Particle Man, M Moran, Jessica Hurtado, Jirah Cox, Manstrocity, Vincent Jorgensen, Kathleen Campagna, Toxoglossa, Dan McIntyre is the Worst, Amy Parman, Emily Bucago, Caroline Amberson, Jarrad Holbrook, Kristin Carter, Little Flick, Emeka Obika, Joshua Nicholson, My Neighbour Burrito, Jason X, GoodCause and Justin Shea.

“He lost his hand. He lost his bride.

But along the way, he found…his heart.”

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Thank you to our Patrons for being monuments to justice: The Hands of Fate, Dan McIntyre, Jonathon Day, Jackson Has An Unhealthy Obsession With Damon, The Elusive Fan Gromkin, Shit on the Cartouche!, Kevin from Cleveland, Josh Frigo, Dramatically Placed Hot Dog, Travis Vance, Hizoner the Mayor, Beth Surmont, David Mort, The Supreme Ruler of This Podcast, Just Cuz, Scalfasaurus, Dr. Malcolm's Heaving Bosom, Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Damon’s Australian Accent, T. Smith, Karen Curd, Lindsey Nell, The Zesty, Jeremy Powlen, Larissa Maestro, Heather Tuggle, Particle Man, Meagan Moran, Jessica Hurtado, Jirah Cox, Manstrocity, Vincent Jorgensen, Kathleen Campagna, Toxoglossa, Dan McIntyre is the Worst, Amy Parman, Emily Bucago, Caroline Amberson, Jarrad Holbrook, Kristin Carter, Little Flick, Emeka Obika, Joshua Nicholson, My Neighbour Burrito, Jason X, GoodCause and Justin Shea.

We look back on a movie set in a tiny hamlet in western Pennsylvania. We look back on a movie set in a tiny hamlet in western Pennsylvania. We look back on a movie set in a tiny hamlet in western Pennsylvania. We look back on a movie set in a tiny hamlet in western Pennsylvania. We look back on a movie set in a tiny hamlet in western Pennsylvania. We look back on a movie set in a great town in western Pennsylvania.

I learned something by the end.

See?

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