A “newsie” is a young exploited child who delivered newspapers.

A “newspaper” was a physical paper that had the days news printed on it.

The “news” was a collection of events that were agreed upon as fact by the vast majority of people.

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Richie Rich. He’s a child. He’s rich. It’s supposed to be charming.

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