Baseball. The crack of the bat. The smell of the mitt. The touch of the dust. The taste of the umpire. The aura of the ball. The disappointment of your father’s fetid corpse.

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Sandy Bullz stumbles upon the evil cyber terrorist group, The Praetorians. They want to:

1. Infiltrate the government’s secure files.

2. ?????

3. Profit.

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DJ told Damon that he’d fight for him, lie for him, walk the wire for him, and, naturally, die for him. But Damon insisted on maintaining social distancing.

This week, we look back on Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

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